Within a showcase on the upper level of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a vibrant pink suit performed in by the entertainer. His performance in front of 100,024 spectators was considered a major hit.
You might not enjoy Robbie Williams. Perhaps you believe he is the ultimate present to music the world has ever seen. Alternatively, you may hold a middle ground, admitting that some tracks are fantastic while others are awful.
The key argument is that amusement can manifest in countless ways. You like what you like. There is not a single method to craft literature or even Test cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of The Test Format
The traditional format boasts incomparable variety. It's difficult to think of another sport where the playing is so dependent on the environment.
The weather, the session, the red ball – the factors are countless. Crucially is the pitch.
If the format is an artistic pursuit, the wicket is the blank slate on which the athletes paint their masterpiece.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Fourth Test
The Boxing Day fixture between the two sides was Test cricket cubism, the great game taken to pieces and reconstructed in a bizarre shape.
This is not a defence of the pitch which resulted in a victory and the another short match of the contest.
Allowing a thick layer on the wicket, leading to 36 wickets tumbling in less than two days, is not a balanced duel between offense and defense.
A Rich Tapestry: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be marked with an asterisk as inauthentic, is incorrect.
The long game is a varied portfolio, 2,615 parts and counting. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball does all sorts for the seamers. In contrast, it grips and turns on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is dead, other times it explodes.
The close matches are even more exciting owing to the time made in other matches.
Adjustment: The True Test
Some factors are accepted more readily than others.
The contention in Melbourne was that the balance was tipped too far towards the bowlers. That the skilled individuals were unable from playing their natural game.
This level of cricket is about finding solutions – assessing the situation and adjusting effectively. The best individual contributions were made by recognized batters. One line-up made more mistakes than the other, and thus were defeated.
Pure Elation: For Those Who Waited
Attempt to convince the devotees who have experienced a long drought that this was not entertaining.
In a corner of the stadium, thousands made noise and created an atmosphere, fostering a festive mood in a heartland of sport.
There was hope as the bowlers excelled, advantage when the top order responded, and pure joy when the result was achieved.
Extreme Ends: The Range of Test Matches
The Melbourne has previous experience with difficult wickets. Eight years ago, a Test there featured a strip with all the life of a a damp squib.
That fixture was a slog, with minimal action and endless boredom. This recent match and that drawn affair are polar opposites of the range – one is not more ideal, yet historical weight can be attached to them.
At this stage into the ongoing battle, it is the shortest games that will be most remembered in the history books.
"This isn't the end of the long game at all," commented a former player. "The people who have been fortunate to see these two days have been experienced some real entertainment. A unique show."
Small Victories: A Glimmer of Hope
In the build-up to this match, the leader addressed the media like a man carrying the heavy burden on his shoulders.
The squad delivered for him, restoring the smile to his persona.
Emerging talents performed with key contributions. These are incremental gains, certainly not enough to guarantee long-term success, but a foundation to develop from.
Ultimately, this Melbourne victory joins other memorable performances in dead rubbers.
As the fans left into a stunning sunset, the team congregated on the field to commence their own enjoyment.
Enjoy the drink, boys. This victory was hard-fought.